Calling all Muggles
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007Thu 12 July 2007
So, I’m thinking about Harry Potter. Recently the newest release in the Harry Potter saga opened at the Kerasotes Showplace 16 on Indy’s southside (near 465 and 31/East St. exit). Video from Channel 13 showed people lining up for the midnight showing, which was sold out. According to the Indianapolis Star, national sales of the movie had already passed Spider-Man 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. There were many people who were so enthusiastic about the movie that they dressed up like characters in the book. Now, I’ve read all six books in the J. K. Rowling series (I’m waiting for the seventh, just like everyone else), and I really enjoy them. And I’ve also seen all four of the movies that are out (some more than once). But I don’t think I’d be willing to stand in line for hours to see a movie that starts at midnight. Even if it’s the best movie in the world, one that changes the future as we know it, I still wouldn’t wait in line for hours to see a movie at midnight. Why do that, when I can see it the next day. Besides, who cares if you are the first one to see a movie if everyone is asleep when you get out? Who are you going to tell? The book comes out in a few weeks, and I know there’ll be people waiting in line for hours, possibly days even. I just don’t get the waiting in line culture. (If you watch the auditions for American Idol, you’ll know what I mean. Don’t even get me started on all those morons.) The only thing I’d wait in line for is if someone was handing out a free house, everything included and no taxes. Yeah… Maybe I’m just not fanatical enough. Maybe I’m just content with waiting a few weeks (or a few months) to buy the book. Maybe I’m content with waiting until the movie comes on HBO. I’m not sure I’ve ever been crazed about anything. Ok, that’s not true. I used to really be into the X-Files, the band They Might Be Giants, Leonard Bernstein, the British comedy show Absolutely Fabulous, and Totino’s pizza rolls. But I wouldn’t stand in line for days for a show. So, right now I’m just going to sit back and wait for the book and movie while all the other morons camp out in the urban jungle.
: Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling, Spider-Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, American Idol, X-Files, They Might Be Giants, Leonard Bernstein, Absolutely Fabulous, Totino’s pizza rolls